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#96280 - 02/25/07 10:06 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 42bill]
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Putting socks on a rooster? Jerrygolf.....yep, ken48 made that statement earlier today in the Mechanical Forum. At least you could have changed it to "putting shoes on a gorilla" or something similar when you used it as a one-liner.

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy."

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#96281 - 02/25/07 10:53 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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That's sorta like the pot calling the kettle black.....

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#96294 - 02/26/07 07:32 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 42bill]
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No problem.....lotsa roosters around that need socks \:D

Whenever a politician does something right, it's usually by accident!!


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#96301 - 02/26/07 08:00 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: ken48]
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"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

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#96410 - 02/27/07 06:15 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a congressman can."

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#96442 - 02/28/07 02:37 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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God wants us to laugh. That's why he gave us Democrats.... And Republicans.... And Independence.

Independence from what???



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#96447 - 02/28/07 05:22 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 42bill]
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"Life is like getting dropped off in the middle of the woods, and then year by year, gradually walking home."

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#96451 - 02/28/07 06:44 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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Speaking of being out in the woods....

He used to be a lumberjack, but he just couldn’t cut it; so they gave him the axe.
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#96453 - 02/28/07 07:01 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 42bill]
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#96454 - 02/28/07 07:13 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: jerrygolf]
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"Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent."

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#96462 - 02/28/07 08:19 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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#96464 - 02/28/07 09:23 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: jerrygolf]
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"A stitch in time would have confused Einstein."

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#96484 - 03/01/07 08:23 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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#96523 - 03/01/07 08:56 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: ken48]
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"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars."

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#96525 - 03/01/07 09:14 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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#96526 - 03/01/07 09:27 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: jerrygolf]
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"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level."

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#96527 - 03/01/07 09:30 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 42bill]
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#96535 - 03/02/07 07:05 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 42bill]
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"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."

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#96538 - 03/02/07 08:22 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

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#96539 - 03/02/07 08:33 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: ken48]
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"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."

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#96550 - 03/02/07 12:06 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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#96558 - 03/02/07 02:57 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: ken48]
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" Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. "
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#96563 - 03/02/07 03:49 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 42bill]
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"The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television."

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#96569 - 03/02/07 05:50 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Junkyard Dog]
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The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

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#96573 - 03/02/07 07:02 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: ken48]
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"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time."

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