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#82763 - 04/14/06 08:51 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
AntiqueMechanic Registered: 12/02/01 Posts: 7721 Loc: Vancouver, WA	I have nothing against incest, as long as you keep it in the family. _________________________ RAY Member Chat Group - Non-Geographical Region Chevradioman http://www.vccacolumbiariverregion.org/ If I had known that growing old would be this much fun---I'd have done it sooner!
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#82764 - 04/14/06 11:16 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	Any time they say "it's the principle of the thing" you can be sure it isn't. You CAN be sure IT'S the money!! Bill. _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#82765 - 04/15/06 07:14 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Make sure the chair is under you before you sit." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82766 - 04/15/06 04:12 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Louis C. Registered: 12/18/05 Posts: 1141 Loc: Shangri-La	"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Peter Ustinov _________________________ People are like a box of chocolates you never know what you are going to get...
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#82767 - 04/15/06 05:59 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
PAPA-K Backyard Mechanic Registered: 08/18/03 Posts: 271 Loc: Buffalo Minn	It is the money.........
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#82768 - 04/15/06 06:00 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
rhop31chev Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 03/26/04 Posts: 568 Loc: St. Peters, Missouri	"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory" _________________________ Four doors are great Hoppy
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#82769 - 04/15/06 06:54 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Do not forget where you live, it could cause problems." $\:D$ _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82770 - 04/15/06 10:14 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	Hey Skippy, On the other hand for some, forgetting where they live might just be the luckiest day of their life!! $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ $;\)$ Bill. _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#82771 - 04/15/06 10:30 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	Well....it could be, but it all depends upon where they end up! "Remember: open mouth, then talk." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82772 - 04/15/06 10:46 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	For some it would be best to keep mouth closed whether they're talking or not!!! $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ $;\)$ _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#82773 - 04/16/06 04:56 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
rhop31chev Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 03/26/04 Posts: 568 Loc: St. Peters, Missouri	"There are three different kind of people---those who can count and those who can`t" _________________________ Four doors are great Hoppy
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#82774 - 04/16/06 07:48 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Remember: Blistex and Itch-B-Gone numbing agent come in the same type of applicator." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82775 - 04/16/06 06:23 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
rhop31chev Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 03/26/04 Posts: 568 Loc: St. Peters, Missouri	"CAMPERS, natures way of feeding the mosquitos" _________________________ Four doors are great Hoppy
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#82776 - 04/16/06 07:26 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Some genetic traits skip a generation...and then reverse." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82777 - 04/16/06 10:35 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	Old enough to know better; but too young to resist!! $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ $;\)$ _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#82778 - 04/17/06 07:25 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Never pet a burning dog." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82779 - 04/18/06 02:04 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	Elevators smell different to midgets. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#82780 - 04/18/06 07:28 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Always remember to put on clean underwear." $;\)$ _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82781 - 04/18/06 10:25 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered drawer. If the top of your dresser is clean it's a cinch you have a cluttered underwear drawer. $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ $;\)$ _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#82782 - 04/19/06 09:19 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"April Showers bring May Flowers." $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82783 - 04/21/06 03:12 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Never throw wasp nests at rocks." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82784 - 04/21/06 07:40 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
the toolman Registered: 12/25/01 Posts: 1228 Loc: Canton, OH	A poor excuse is better than none at all. _________________________ the toolman Central #7 Area Director www.1940chevrolet.com VCCA # 28873 VCCA #83 Tool Technical Advisor for 1937-1966
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#82785 - 04/21/06 08:20 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Turn on your computer before trying to log on to the internet." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#82786 - 04/22/06 09:54 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	How come wrong numbers are never busy? $\:D$ $\:D$ $\:D$ $;\)$ _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#82787 - 04/22/06 11:00 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Rocks move when wet." _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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