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#81238 - 10/01/05 12:38 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
P.U. Guy Backyard Mechanic Registered: 04/02/02 Posts: 476 Loc: California	If all else fails read the instructions! _________________________ I try to be the person my dog thought I was.
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#81239 - 10/01/05 12:43 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
AntiqueMechanic Registered: 12/02/01 Posts: 7721 Loc: Vancouver, WA	"I'm from the Goverment and I'm here to help you". _________________________ RAY Member Chat Group - Non-Geographical Region Chevradioman http://www.vccacolumbiariverregion.org/ If I had known that growing old would be this much fun---I'd have done it sooner!
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#81240 - 10/01/05 02:49 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
RGwiz Registered: 01/10/02 Posts: 2362 Loc: Wayne, NJ	"The check is in the mail". _________________________ Chat Group Chapter Member Current rides; 1968 Camaro rs/SS 350 4spd 2000 Blazer LT 2005 Malibu Maxx 2007 Acura TDX Last total restoration; 1932 Sport Coupe
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#81241 - 10/01/05 03:22 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Lykemall Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 10/17/02 Posts: 120 Loc: Valley Springs, CA	From experience "Don't break wind in the shower" _________________________ Chevy lover
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#81242 - 10/01/05 03:30 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Mike McCagh Registered: 11/10/03 Posts: 1853 Loc: cumberland, md	"dear, if you let me buy that 57 vette, i'll never want another car, ever". that was in 1969. still have the ole girl(both the 57 and the wifey) and a "few" other vehicles.mike
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#81243 - 10/01/05 06:03 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
PDXjoe Backyard Mechanic Registered: 06/10/03 Posts: 440 Loc: OR - Portland	Too many people quit looking for work after they find a job....
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#81244 - 10/01/05 10:19 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	Yes I have heard , in case of danger, like a big old bear heading for the hunting camp to "break camp and run into the wind" not to "break wind and run into the camp". _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#81245 - 10/01/05 10:21 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
xxx Registered: 04/11/02 Posts: 4232 Loc: Florida	My second favorite is: "Fool me once shame on you; fool me twice shame on me" _________________________ See the USA in your Chevrolet...
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#81246 - 10/02/05 07:00 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Gary Van Dyken Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 12/23/01 Posts: 82 Loc: Charing Cross, Ontario	If you are going to be a sheep you might as well be a ram.
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#81247 - 10/02/05 07:09 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
john gill Backyard Mechanic Registered: 07/21/03 Posts: 497 Loc: ATLANTA, GEORGIA	Gary Van Dyken, "There will never be another EWE." An old Canadian lament!! _________________________ JOHN GILL
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#81248 - 10/03/05 09:41 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
xxx Registered: 04/11/02 Posts: 4232 Loc: Florida	I have got to copy some of these down.... I like yours a lot Gary, but isn't a ram a MOPAR? LOL _________________________ See the USA in your Chevrolet...
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#81249 - 10/03/05 11:29 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	I used to tell my boys (when they were growing up) and my sales people (when I was trying to "educate" them on the art of selling)...... It's not likely you'll learn anything if you're doing all the talking. Bill. _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#81250 - 10/03/05 11:31 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	"Practice what you preach" _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#81251 - 10/03/05 11:32 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
42bill Registered: 09/19/03 Posts: 4748 Loc: Portland, OR	Hey Wayne, Just a thought...... Wouldn't it be easier to just hit the 'print' button rather than trying to "copy" these one-liners, pieces of advice, words to live by, expressions, etc. etc. Bill. _________________________ www.rdgsons.com/vcca/toyz.jpg
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#81252 - 10/03/05 11:45 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	$;\)$ _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#81253 - 10/04/05 12:47 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
xxx Registered: 04/11/02 Posts: 4232 Loc: Florida	Bill, I use the "copy" button and then go to a blank Word page and use the "paste" button, the word 'copy' doesn't mean handwritten anymore. Using the 'print' button means I would be printing everything without any editing. When I was in your type of business (selling) the line I used was: "If a customer buys only what they came into the store for, you have not sold them anything" _________________________ See the USA in your Chevrolet...
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#81254 - 10/05/05 07:52 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	"Buy low...sell high!" _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#81255 - 10/05/05 08:12 AM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Betsy Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 10/10/04 Posts: 56 Loc: Colfax, NC	Here's a good one. Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annlyes the pig.
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#81256 - 10/05/05 02:30 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
huffneff Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 11/12/03 Posts: 83 Loc: kansas city, missouri	HOW ABOUT RUN THAT BY ME ONE MORE TIME, BUT JUST WALK IT _________________________ 1928 NATONAL AB COUPE
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#81257 - 10/09/05 06:08 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
dads 28 Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 06/26/02 Posts: 35 Loc: Northern Illinois	GET THE BLUE CRESENT WRENCH!
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#81258 - 10/09/05 06:20 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"Hang It In Your Ear!" $;\)$ _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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#81259 - 10/09/05 09:43 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
kipper sarnie Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 05/15/05 Posts: 567 Loc: VERY Merry Ol' England!	A blind man on a galloping horse won't notice! Kipper _________________________ (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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#81260 - 10/09/05 09:46 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
kipper sarnie Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 05/15/05 Posts: 567 Loc: VERY Merry Ol' England!	Disregard half of the salesman talk & believe half the rest! Kipper _________________________ (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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#81261 - 10/09/05 10:25 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
kipper sarnie Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 05/15/05 Posts: 567 Loc: VERY Merry Ol' England!	"What noise?" Kipper _________________________ (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) (.)(.) ( Y ) ( Y ) ( Y )
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#81262 - 10/09/05 11:13 PM Re: Best one-liner you know?
Junkyard Dog Registered: 11/23/01 Posts: 20041 Loc: Eagle Point, Oregon	"One man's junk is another man's treasure!" _________________________ The Mangy Old Mutt "If It's Not Junk.....It's Not Treasure!"
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