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#131199 - 11/19/08 02:55 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: n2chev]
PAPA-K Backyard Mechanic Registered: 08/18/03 Posts: 271 Loc: Buffalo Minn	Women; you can't live with em and you can't live with em
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#218947 - 09/12/11 12:04 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: PAPA-K]
kwchevy1940 Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 07/24/08 Posts: 561 Loc: Kentucky	As you were... I was... As I am... You will be... Young And Old!!! _________________________ Ken's 1940 Special Deluxe Sedan 1970 Cadillac Hearse
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#218948 - 09/12/11 12:12 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: kwchevy1940]
kwchevy1940 Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 07/24/08 Posts: 561 Loc: Kentucky	I used a condom once to keep my girlfriend from getting pregnate... It's been six months now and I'm taking it off! Edited by kwchevy1940 (09/12/11 12:12 AM) _________________________ Ken's 1940 Special Deluxe Sedan 1970 Cadillac Hearse
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#218952 - 09/12/11 04:23 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: kwchevy1940]
41specialdeluxe Registered: 09/14/09 Posts: 2226 Loc: NC usa	Salesman: " Just drive it a little, it'll clear up." Charlie
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#218964 - 09/12/11 08:49 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: 41specialdeluxe]
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	"They snatched defeat from the jaws of victory" The Dallas Cowboy's.... Tony Romo...... _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#218998 - 09/12/11 03:24 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: MrMack]
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem! _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#219016 - 09/12/11 05:44 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: xxx]
blue38 Backyard Mechanic Registered: 12/31/10 Posts: 272 Loc: phoenix......az	I've seen 2 grass fires and a county fair and I've never seen a group like this. blue38 _________________________ Old cars have always owned me.
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#219048 - 09/13/11 02:02 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: blue38]
kwchevy1940 Oil Can Mechanic Registered: 07/24/08 Posts: 561 Loc: Kentucky	I fell off the roof of my house yesterday... Thats why I'am all bruised up today... It's rough being old... I don't even know why I was up there to start with... Good Kentucky Bourbon must be the reason... _________________________ Ken's 1940 Special Deluxe Sedan 1970 Cadillac Hearse
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#219110 - 09/13/11 08:37 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: kwchevy1940]
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	Hope you are not serious, since this thread is for one liners, call 911 Edited by MrMack (09/13/11 08:39 PM) _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#219124 - 09/14/11 05:04 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: MrMack]
kens41 Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 01/06/08 Posts: 76 Loc: lincoln co, mo.	my dad used to say " you have to be tough when your dumb" _________________________ kens41"
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#219147 - 09/14/11 12:26 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: kens41]
MrMack Registered: 12/14/01 Posts: 11880 Loc: Central Texas	"You can't cure stupidity." _________________________ Lone Star Region Chat Group Chapter member http://www.lsrclub.org Life's a long winding trail, ride a good horse!
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#219210 - 09/15/11 02:06 AM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: MrMack]
Solan Registered: 11/01/06 Posts: 1884 Loc: Oslo, Norway	But many are trying to win that game. Politicans, f.ex. _________________________ Solan G, # 32797 Take advantage in your hobby by being member of VCCA!
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#219709 - 09/21/11 08:02 PM Re: Best one-liner you know? [Re: Solan]
baconfederate Shade Tree Mechanic Registered: 03/05/04 Posts: 82 Loc: orem utah	sign seen in a shop: "we reserve the right to refuse service to anybody who don't act right" _________________________ they don't make em like they usedta
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