"You can not compare taxation with out representation to the rules your teacher has that you don't like."

"He who smiles in a crisis, has found someone to blame"

"When skydiving, be sure to leap out of a plane and not off of your living room couch."

"...Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.
Therefore, send not to know
For whom the bell tolls,
It tolls for thee."

by John Donne

"Do not talk to your self out loud, it frightens people."

"The next time you wave to me, please use ALL your fingers"

"Keep your mouth shut and open your mind"

The times they are a-changing.

-Bob Dylan

"Whip cream is excellent white-out!"

"Grass burns faster than you can get the hose."

"The only perfect science is Hindsight" :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

"Never carry two swords in one hand bare foot up the stairs."

Tempus fugit (time flies)

-Ovid (Publius Ovidius Naso) Fasti

""A crowded elevator smells different to a midget"

"Ice cream doesn't make everything better"

Do nothing and you won't be disappointed.

Unknown

"I`d kill for a NOBEL PEACE PRIZE"

"Valentine's day is nothing more than an evil ploy devised by Hallmark & every minor candy store ever made to get you to blow all your cash for some superficial lover."

DUUUH!!! :rolleyes: :p

Hey Macky Wacky. Someday you may even spell "DUH" correctly.

"Pain of the heart always hurts more then physical pain."

Double DUUUUHHHHH!

I'll never get the hang of Americanese!
Spellchecker threw a wobbley!
I'm sticking with English.....

If two's company and three's a crowd, what are four and five?

9!

Herd & Hoard ????

We are little creatures;
All of us have different features.
One of us in glass is set;
One of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin,
And the fourth is boxed within .
If the fifth you should pursue,
It can never fly from you.
What are we?

A,E,I,O,U