You bet! But, the folks visiting the zoo wouldn't be able to tell Macky Wacky from the car.....since they kinda sorta look a like!

HEY JUNKYARD DOG, WE SHOULD FEEL SORRY FOR MACKIE WACKIE, HE MUST FEEL SUCH ALONE IN THE LONE STAR STATE, WHATA YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

My Mom and Dad took me to the Saint Louis Mo. zoo when I was a little tyke and I liked it so much they wanted to leave me! But my grandma (she lived in Mo.) made them take me back to Texas!
Donald and JunkYardDog , you don't need to worry about being lonely in Texas, I think if we can clean you all up and get you all in some proper attire you and your old cars would feel right at home in Texas, Well maybe somewhere in Texas!
Don't you think maybe ,Chipper?

Hey Macky Wacky.....we will send Ray down your way to check out your '28 Chevy, the car shows in the area and Texas in general and if he likes what he sees, then maybe we might pay you a visit. Wait a minute.......on second thought.............NA!

What are you trying to do to Ray have him flown back to the left coast in a white wrap-around jacket!
I don't look at it myself without a pair of rose colored welding goggles!

Oh man.......that's gotta be ugly!!!!

It is not lonely here in Texas. Geeze there are cows across the street, armadillos, possums, and raccoons in the yard. Minnesota state birds flying all over the place. Deer and hogs roaming the woods. There are even a couple of houses that we can see the lights from at night. We visit with our neighbors at the mailbox.

It sure beats the heck out of feeling you need to bless the neighbor when he sneezes, or have his dog mess in your yard when out for a walk or excuse yourself when you pass gas. I can even skinny dip in my own pool without worrying about embarrassing anyone, me or the neighbors.

Besides if you feel lonely just sign-in to this chat page.

No need to send Ray or anyone else. We already have too many people moving here. I think half of silicone valley has moved to Austin and really screwed it up. Traffic jams are as bad as the 405 on Friday afternoon.

But if any of you decide to come on down, you will find out what Southern Hospitality really means.

Don't load the shotgun yet Mack. But keep your ear to the ground. If you hear unbalanced wheels, rusty, rattling bodies, or overloaded, unshod goats, blow the bugle the bell. The militia will be ready.

Okie doakie, yes sir, You got any spare 12 Ga. 00, I used my last on the CNN crew passing thru on their way to Crawford. I don't thank they ever heard a 12 Ga. fired out of a Chevrolet pickup winder before!

Hey Chipper Dipper! You skinny dip in your pool? Man.......that's gotta be ugly!!!! ha ha!

HEY JUNKYARD DOG, I WONDER IF CHIPPER DIPPER, IS REFERRING TO A CESS POOL WHEN HE GOES SKINNY DIPPING,

Donald,

I was going to say something Nasty and BAD about the rich folks in Washington State having two diveing boards on the cesspool,....... but I am not going to.......I am trying to be nicer and turn over a new leaf!

Hum.....that's interesting. I don't know about the wild women thing....but.....Elvira is about as wild as they come. And you can take that to the bank from this Junkyard Dog!!!